You All Rock! Skål! 🍻

Aug 7, 2026

The Coffin Crew after a launch party:

Nobody knows how to party like the Fiends! Skål! 🍻 

However, the campaign is just getting started! So wake up, grab a morning mead and settle in for our first update.

This is no measly 1-day celebration. No, our fellow warriors—this is a 30-day-long celebration and quest! Are you up to the task? Of course! Sworn Nation is always ready.

Let’s get to it!

First, we want to thank you all! 🤘🖤

Your support, passion, and loyalty are what make these campaigns and everything else we do not only special—but possible.

Time and time again you show up and make these campaigns the high-energy celebrations that we all know and love.

The entire Coffin Crew appreciates you more than we can put into words in this update.

In roughly 12 hours, you’ve already achieved over 1,200 backers! That’s over half the backer goal! Looks like we’re headed towards an Overkill Backer Bonus, and it’s something worthy of Valhalla for sure!

Speaking of backers and the free spoils of battle! Free Swag will begin unlocking Saturday morning, after the 24-hour coin offer ends. Check back and stay tuned for that!

Please share this campaign with all your friends and foes!  The more backers we get, the more Free Swag everyone unlocks!

Your passion for Lady Death and Coffin Comics could become someone else’s, too!

Now, it’s backer number time!

As of this post, all backer numbers have been assigned. So head on over to your Punch Card and check yours out! 

While you’re there, you might also notice a more dynamic element! King Skull evolves with every campaign you back! Stay tuned to see what happens next!

If you tuned in to our live show last night or watched it later, you’ll recall Brian chose a backer number and that lucky backer won something special! Without further ado:

Adam A. | Backer #169: You won the Naughty Azure Metal Edition!

You don’t need to do anything to claim it, we’ll automatically include it in your shipment!

That’s right! Only here at Coffin Launch do we give away $250 books! Always be on the lookout and check back here for more free goodies!

I’d say that’s a good first update! Once again, thank you! 🍻🤘 

Now it’s time for us to plot and plan more surprises for you over the course of this 30-day quest.



Sworn! 🤘
-Jailbird Jordan

Hailing from his “lab” in the Nevada desert, Jailbird loves flamethrowers, fast cars, and comic books. He’s the Coffin IT mad scientist. He loves sharing everything CC does and always wants to let you in on a secret.